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Jan 6, 2007 7:55:18 GMT 2
Post by monkeykong on Jan 6, 2007 7:55:18 GMT 2
Some real funny stuff posted lol
Rocky video
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Jan 19, 2007 4:09:23 GMT 2
Post by Aris on Jan 19, 2007 4:09:23 GMT 2
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf "The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf ." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf .." With that the wolf jumps up and screams...
"WILL YOU F*CK OFF..........I'M TRYING TO SH*T!!!"
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Feb 23, 2007 14:23:56 GMT 2
Post by Aris on Feb 23, 2007 14:23:56 GMT 2
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want >> to consider this... >> >> A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to >> Boston . After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too >> tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. >> >> They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan >> to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. >> >> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a >> bill for $350. >> >> The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. >> He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly >> aren't worth $350. >> >> When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists >> on speaking to the Manager. >> >> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that >> the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center >> that were available for the husband and wife to use. >> >> "But we didn't use them," the man complains. >> >> "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. >> He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows >> for which the hotel is famous. >> >> "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas >> perform here,"the Manager says. >> >> "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again. >> >> "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. >> >> No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But >> we didn't use it!" >> >> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees >> to pay. >> >> He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is >> surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is >> only made out for $50". >> >> "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for >> sleeping with my wife." >> >> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. >> >> "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here, and you could >> have."
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