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Post by pulse8 on Oct 9, 2006 11:16:45 GMT 2
@ Pat - Woah, slow down there horsey!! Next step is to move her across from the other side of the world to her new home-to-be (Australia) Thanks for the comments, guys pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Oct 7, 2006 15:24:39 GMT 2
Hi all, Just to let you know I'm back from my trip OS. Many of you may not have even noticed I was gone, but I was, so there! :smooch: Had a great time in London and the US, mainly in Pennsylvania; no, I didn't shoot anybody Amish ;D. I managed to see ground zero and caught up with the Dev-man on my travels, too. I guess the biggest news about the whole trip is that I managed to get myself engaged to my lovely lady Heidi who I plan to marry next year (Paul, FYI it was the night after we caught up so I was still a free man then ). You can see a picture of the happy couple here. I've managed to read all ("all") the latest posts now as I didn't have much time over the last month. Good to see that new finds are still out there (i.e. the NIB Pokkas) even if it's only once in a while. Call me if you need anything; I'm happy to help (plus it's my job! pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Oct 6, 2006 14:34:01 GMT 2
Good on ya Aris, I hope everything goes well for you and your new family pulse8
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Oct 24, 2006 4:44:41 GMT 2
Post by pulse8 on Oct 24, 2006 4:44:41 GMT 2
Dreadful. Bloomin' dreadful! pulse8
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Oct 18, 2006 23:56:20 GMT 2
Post by pulse8 on Oct 18, 2006 23:56:20 GMT 2
Yeah - but its free postage LOL!! What a dreamer. pulse8
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Oct 14, 2006 1:36:57 GMT 2
Post by pulse8 on Oct 14, 2006 1:36:57 GMT 2
SEVEN DEGREES OF BLONDE FIRST DEGREE - A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE - Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE - A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" FOURTH DEGREE - A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." FIFTH DEGREE - What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" SIXTH DEGREE - Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware " SEVENTH DEGREE - Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman." I am laughing my f*cken a$$ off!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D pulse8
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Oct 7, 2006 15:54:33 GMT 2
Post by pulse8 on Oct 7, 2006 15:54:33 GMT 2
A Japanese man walks into a petrol station to pay for his fuel. While he is being served, he asks the English man behind the counter:
"Why does price of petrol go up and down so much? One week I pay more than last week, then next week back to first week. Why this happen?"
The man behind the counter replies, "Fluctuations".
Confused, the Japanese man stops and thinks for a second. "Fructuations?"
"That's right, mate, fluctuations", says the English man.
"Yeah?", shouts the Japanese man, "Well fluck you English men, too!", and storms out of the shop.
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Oct 7, 2006 4:36:49 GMT 2
Post by pulse8 on Oct 7, 2006 4:36:49 GMT 2
Brilliant thread. Q: What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot? A: You can beat an egg. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!" pulse8 - Fatter than ya mumma!
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Sept 6, 2006 0:06:32 GMT 2
Post by pulse8 on Sept 6, 2006 0:06:32 GMT 2
Why is it that I can hear crickets chirping all of a sudden? ;D pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Aug 31, 2006 0:59:05 GMT 2
Need to empty the garage to fit a few more pallets of NOS games Paul? pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Oct 7, 2006 2:53:34 GMT 2
Haha.. Innis see why I don't want to delete old threads ? Michael Sure do Mike, even though I don't recall saying this. Perhaps you can find me the thread pulse8 EDIT: Oh wait, you mean when I was talking about deleting threads that are not relative to the content? I guess that's what you mean, I dunno... :rolleyecrazy:
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Post by pulse8 on Aug 31, 2006 0:12:36 GMT 2
Okay, I'll shake it... ...Hand shaken, not stirred..... Aris ..and, exhale! Well done fellas. pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Aug 26, 2006 13:02:42 GMT 2
How about we all agree to disagree and leave my post as the last post on this subject, I only say that because it is not having ago at anyone or flaming anyone (I think). Not because I want to have the last word. Can we all try to get along now and all sign under this post that will do our best to get along? Can we also pledge not to try and provoke an argument as well, because we all know what the outcome will be. Let's just try to see it from all sides, not just our own? I will, as I always have done Vote 1 Paul Deveney for Moderator!! (and possibly, for PM ) pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Jun 9, 2006 10:47:05 GMT 2
Hmm it must have been so gross that this auction has been removed from eBay. Might be an idea if we PDF our auctions that look like they might go the same way as this one pulse8
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Post by pulse8 on Jun 26, 2006 19:16:20 GMT 2
What a load of sh1t that was. Such a sad day for Australian football. We were the better team, I say! pulse8
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